What’s the buzz, tell me what’s a happening
LOM craves your attention, LOM needs your attention but LOM is a drone processing pollen for the Queen deep in the buzzing hive of modern American Capitalism.
But the drone has dreams and a sad half-finished novel tucked in a tiny bee drawer in a tiny bee desk at home and he desires to express himself to the world in this venue too but wishes to do it well. Honey takes time.
Here’s what the drone is working on in his spare, spare time for your reading pleasure.
— Could the newly formed SCDP repackage the Ambien-popping, sex-crazed, golf clubbed image of former Golden God Tiger Woods? They were going to save Nixon. The press just turned up siren #10; it appears Tiger has made the turn and started in on the back nine. Don Draper needs to take up golf, it’s good for the soul.
—-Why I can’t hate Jane Siegel Sterling. This has been in the hopper for months, still not quite done though.
—-Can Al Roker be any more annoying? What does my Roker rage have to do with Mad Men? Probably nothing but I have to shout I DO NOT LIKE AL ROKER.
—-A new LOM feature – Secular Sunday – we radical atheists have a few more free hours than the believers do every Sunday, let’s fill them wisely, with rational, human thought and godless introspection.
All this could be here for your perusal next time you check in, who knows? Life’s a mystery.