It’s a jungle out there.
So let me toss some red meat into the savannah. Read her comments on Jane below. Read the linkage. It makes a lot of sense to see Jane as the hyena. It’s funny and relevant. Let’s tease it out now. Mona is a lioness and Roger fits the part of the aging lion. What about the rest of the herd in our Mad Men habitat? Who best represents what savage beast from Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom?
I’m admittedly bad at this kind of game despite my love for the Animal Planet. I imagine Don to be more of a thoroughbred racehorse rather than a predator; that is a personal bias of mine you might be aware of if you’ve nosed around in here a bit. I like the similarities I see and I can’t look past them easily. I’ll try to explain in more detail later.
However, Bert Cooper strikes me as a koala bear, munching on eucalyptus leaves, whiling the day away —
UPDATE: Please do NOT say that Duck is a duck. There are no uncontested lay-ups in this arena. LOM will swat that weak shit up into the fifth row. Bring some game, please.